8mi Chapter 474: Alliance Breaks Just Like That
Chapter 474: Alliance Breaks Just Like That
Skull Island Pretty Boy: ?Shark-Faced Guy: A mount?
Doujin Artist: Damn, this is a mount?
What appeared in Emily’s vision was a photo of a clothed stuffed cat standing on a tiger’s head. The tiger’s eyes looked human-like and cautious, as if worried the cat would fall off.
Lazy Kitten: Hmph, this is my mount! Isn’t it cool, isn’t it awesome?
Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: A mount? Is this a mount? Damn, I guess I’m just out of touch. If you hadn’t said anything, I would have thought it was your boyfriend.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Pfft, Hahahaha!
Machete Girl: A boyfriend would be a bit... hahaha, that’s hilarious!
Lazy Kitten: Go to hell with your boyfriend, this is a tigress! You idiot, go die!
Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Oh, so it’s a girlfriend. All the girls in our group are indeed incredibly talented. And it seems like finding girlfriends is a common thing for them. Even a cat has to join the trend?
Lazy Kitten: I...
Doujin Artist: Hey, what do you mean finding girlfriends is common? What are you implying?
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Mr. Deadpool, who are you trying to piss off by saying that?
Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Don’t be so tense, and don’t be so angry. I’m just casually chatting about everyday stuff, so don’t take it personally.
Curly-haired Guy: Yeah, everyone, don’t take it personally. Whoever takes it personally just proves they’ve found a girlfriend!
Lazy Kitten: You two jerks, normally I can’t argue with you... so now you’re resorting to these sneaky digs, huh? Damn it, two scummy guys!
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Don’t get angry, Roro-chan. The angrier you get, the more you fall into their trap. I think these two are probably unbalanced mentally and physically, and they’re jealous.
Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Huh? Jealous? Jealous of what, jealous that you have to squat to pee? Uncle isn’t jealous of that, ever! Don’t worry!
Doujin Artist: Coincidentally, we also don’t want phantom limbs growing out of our bodies. Especially a phantom limb that sometimes retracts into the brain! That’s terrifying, scarier than being brain-dead!
Group-Destroying Demon: Pfft, retracting into the brain is too real. Having phantom limbs in their heads is truly the current state of these two.
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Indeed, that’s a very vivid description.
Li Mochou, who was strolling along Hengyang Street, sent a message, picking up a small trinket from a stall in front of her and examining it.
It was a wooden pendant carved with a twin fish design, very finely crafted. Normally, such detailed craftsmanship would likely take at least two months.
And the wooden carving, after spending two months to make, was only ten copper coins. This also showed how difficult the lives of small artisans were.
"Miss immortal, do you think it’s too expensive?" Seeing Li Mochou standing there with the wooden carving for so long, the shopkeeper couldn’t help but ask cautiously, "If you really like it, how about five coins?"
"No need, ten coins is fine." Li Mochou shook her head and took out two small pieces of silver from her sleeve. "And those two hairpins, I’ll take those too." As she spoke, her gaze returned to the group chat interface.
Curly-haired Guy: Vivid my ass, who are you calling about retracting phantom limbs into their brains? Only that bastard Deadpool would do something like that! Gin-san would never, Gin-san is always clear-headed!
Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: ? What the hell are you talking about? You’re clear-headed?
Curly-haired Guy: Cough! Calm down, Deadpool, don’t forget we’re in an attack-and-defend alliance right now! We absolutely can’t have infighting, it will ruin our great situation!
Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: So, am I just supposed to be dragged out as a human shield?
Doujin Artist: Look, what alliance? You two are indeed scummy men with phantom limbs in your brains.
Curly-haired Guy: Now hold on, you bastard! What do you mean "scummy men"? Isn’t calling us scummy men a bit much? Are you trying to incite gender conflict?
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: They’re putting labels on us, just slapping labels on!
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: I don’t know who it was that always had "stupid women" on their lips. If gender conflict is going to be incited, it’s you who started it.
Machete Girl: This situation isn’t about gender conflict at all, it’s about the real main contradiction. You and Deadpool look down on girls from a superior standpoint, that’s an objective fact.
Curly-haired Guy: Then aren’t you also looking down on us from a superior standpoint by saying we’re jealous?
Doujin Artist: I said you’re jealous, not for any other reason, but because you’re jealous we have girlfriends, right? Isn’t that the truth? Or, are you not jealous at all since you have a husband?
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Hahahaha, definitely not jealous!
Machete Girl: Not only are we not jealous, we even look at you with disdain. But if you despise us like this, we can understand. We really don’t have husbands, unlike you, the winners in life.
Lazy Kitten: Hahahahaha, damn it!
Curly-haired Guy: Shut your mouth, you guys are never going to stop, are you? Didn’t we agree not to bring this up again? You’re breaking your promise!
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: ? Who agreed with you? Did anyone in this group know about that?
Curly-haired Guy: Deadpool, you tell them! Didn’t we agree not to bring this up again?
Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Did we? I don’t think so?
Curly-haired Guy: ? You...
Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Hey, buddy. Although we two are indeed allied, my conscience and moral compass warn me not to lie. And the fact that you have a husband isn’t something to be ashamed of, really! As far as I know, there are quite a lot of men marrying men in this world.
Curly-haired Guy: Go to hell, just go to hell!
Doujin Artist: Pfft, the alliance is broken already? So fragile?
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: It’s not unexpected. What kind of alliance can two unreliable guys form?
This is an Actor: Don’t say that, you could still go on a comedy double act competition. Personally, I recommend you guys sign up enthusiastically.
Jellall genuinely felt that if these two participated in such a competition, they would definitely win. They might even win first prize. After all, in the myriad worlds, real jesters like them are rare.
Buzz buzz.
Just as Jellall made his suggestion, the space in front of him suddenly vibrated. A projected screen flickered open, revealing a lavish banquet hall.
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