8mi Chapter 155 Thunder Is Coming! ! !
Chapter 155 Thunder Is Coming! ! !
"What? Li Tianqi is praying for rain on the playground?"
In the principal's office, Fang Ming, who was wearing a black suit, stood up suddenly and looked at the serious-faced camouflage man in front of him. After confirming that the man was not lying, he gritted his teeth and said: "This is simply unreasonable... These gangsters The young master is really lawless!"
"Ahem..."
The instructor who came to complain wiped the sweat from his forehead and coughed lightly to cover up his embarrassment.
If it hadn't been for the chief instructor's order, he would never have come here to be the informant.
If Master Li found out about this, would he still have to live in poverty?
But fortunately, looking at the principal's current posture...it seems that he has no intention of running to the playground to trouble Li Tianqi.
Suppressing his uneasiness, the instructor weakly suggested: "Principal Fang...what the heck...Li Tianqi said he came here to pray for rain..."
"In a while, when the sun gets higher, he will get tired from dancing and will probably leave on his own... Let's not provoke him."
Fang Ming's eyes widened: "Where are we here? School! School is a place for teaching and educating people! How can we allow him to act recklessly here?"
"And... what if it doesn't rain and he doesn't leave because he cares about his own face?"
The instructor hesitated for a moment, then raised his head and looked at Fang Ming's expression, and said cautiously: "Maybe... maybe it will really rain soon?"
Fang Ming:? ? ? ?
"Are you brainwashed by him? It's a sunny day today! It will be sunny for the next week! Please rain? Please give me a shit! If you continue to promote feudal superstition, do you believe I will report to my superiors and punish you?"
When the instructor heard the word "punishment", his face changed with fright, and he hurriedly begged: "Principal Fang, please say goodbye...I'm not kidding, I'm a staunch materialist..."
At this moment, several loud noises suddenly sounded in the sky outside the window.
boom! Bang bang! ! !
"I.... "
The instructor's words were suppressed by the sudden sound.
Fang Ming frowned and turned his head to look out the window.
I saw the originally clear sky... now covered by dark clouds...
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On the rostrum, Li Tianqi stood with his hands behind his back.
A gust of wind came, making the yellow robe on his body rustle.
Under everyone's curious eyes.
I saw him slowly pulling out a mahogany sword from behind...
Li Tianqi looked at the sky with compassion on his face, as if there was a dragon king hovering deep in the clouds.
However, in fact, his peripheral vision has been focused on Jiang Lin not far away.
After Jiang Lin made an OK gesture, Li Tianqi finally moved and took a step.
I saw him pointing his sword at the sky, and his voice spread throughout the playground through the microphone.
"Today, Xiaodao and his best friend Jiang Lin are doing this..."
"Please invite dragon kings from all walks of life to come and give rain..."
"I hope you won't be ignorant..."
.......
Jiang Lin, who was hiding in the corner, almost stumbled when he heard this.
Good guy, if you want to add more drama, why are you dragging me along?
Don't I want to lose face?
Or do you mean I don’t have to hang out in school anymore?
Li Tianqi stood on the podium and kept talking for a long time, speaking so fast that everyone only heard Jiang Lin's name in the first sentence.
"My best friend Jiang Lin? Damn? Mr. Jiang can also perform the dance?"
"Li Shaozhen is a man. He will never forget to take Jiang Shao with him even when he is about to die."
"Master Jiang said: Damn, it's really unlucky."
"Hahaha, I'm laughing so hard. Jiang Lin was shot innocently. I dare to ask what Senior Jiang Lin is thinking at this time."
"Jiang Lin: I want to die."
"Pfft... We are professionally trained and generally don't laugh... Of course, unless we can't help it... Pfft hahaha!!!"
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"Can you hurry up...?"
Jiang Lin gritted his teeth, picked up a small stone, and hit Li Tianqi on the back of his head.
"The Great Thunder God, thunderbolts are in the sky. The Mother of Lightning is exerting her power, and the sun is in the south. I beg for sweet rain, and the three animals will die... Ouch!"
Li Tianqi, who was reciting the incantation seriously, suddenly received a solid stone, and immediately started swearing.
But after turning around and seeing Jiang Lin's impatient expression, he immediately realized what was going on.
So, under the gaze of countless pairs of eyes.
He suddenly waved the mahogany sword and shouted: "Thunder is coming!!!"
Next to him, Jiang Lin heard the sound and immediately pressed the send button in his hand.
At this moment, everyone subconsciously raised their heads and looked up at the sky, as if they were really waiting for the thunder.
Even the chief instructor couldn't help but stretch his neck and glance above his head.
One second....
Two seconds...
Three seconds...
The air fell into dead silence...
Li Tianqi turned to look at Jiang Lin with a sad face.
That look seemed to be saying: It's over, Lao Jiang, buddy, I'm having sex with Barbie...
About two seconds later, the students on the playground completely lost their patience when they saw that the so-called "thunder" had not come from the sky.
Good guys, after watching the monkey trick for a long time, they suddenly realized... that the monkey being tricked seemed to be themselves? ? !
"Fuck! I wasted half my day expressing myself!"
There was a roar from the crowd, and the others were ready to follow suit.
At this moment, several loud noises suddenly sounded in the sky.
boom! Bang bang! ! ! !
Boom! ! !
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