Journey to the West: Man in heaven, working nine to five

#537 - I used all my driving skills to the fullest, and wrote absurd things all over the paper

Thinking about it, Chu Hao had been dragging the Enforcers of the Ninth Hell around, running east and west.

Everyone had been working hard for so long, it would be nice if a beautiful woman would willingly throw herself into his arms.

Ideally, this person should be a beautiful woman with a somewhat special status; otherwise, there wouldn't be that kind of perverted pleasure.

Anyway, it was about time to relax.

Of course, this was just a thought; Chu Hao wasn't really that perverted.

Just as Chu Hao was walking towards the Ninth Hell, he suddenly saw Nezha rushing over.

Chu Hao raised an eyebrow,

"Little Nezha, what happened?"

Nezha quickly said to Chu Hao:

"Bodhisattva Guanyin is here, right in front of the Ninth Hell, asking to see you. Boss, do you think she's here to question us?"

Chu Hao chuckled,

"You're overthinking it. If she's here to question us? That's like walking right into our trap."

"She came alone, it must be that the simple-minded Buddha Tathagata remembered that they need to go on the Journey to the West, and Sun Wukong forgot to mention it."

Nezha slapped his forehead and exclaimed,

"That's right, how could I forget about that?"

"Then, Boss, what should we do?"

Chu Hao was about to tell Guanyin to just take Sun Wukong away.

But at that moment, it began.

[After being tired for so long, it's time to rest and indulge in some perverted desires!]

Chu Hao's eyes instantly lit up!

As soon as the system said this, Chu Hao knew that something perverted that wouldn't pass censorship was coming!

[Task: 'Singing merrily in the daytime, one must indulge in wine, youth is a good companion to return home.' Please have Guanyin sing and dance a song for the lords of the Ninth Hell!]

[Reward: 100,000 merits!]

This is inhumane, truly inhumane.

This system was trying to put Chu Hao in a position of infamy!

It actually wanted Chu Hao to use Sun Wukong to blackmail the Great Bodhisattva Guanyin, to make her sing and dance for the Ninth Hell.

Nezha looked at Chu Hao with a puzzled expression, he always felt that there was an indescribable strangeness in Chu Hao's eyes.

How should he put it?

It was like he had worldly desires.

The pure Nezha asked: "Boss, what are we going to do next?"

Chu Hao thought for a moment, and smiled slightly:

"First, let's have a 'red silk learns to dance, waist soft, spinning and weaving palace-style clothes'.

Then, 'Chu's waist is slender, light in the palm'.

Then, let's have 'seen from the side, a peak; seen from the front, a ridge?'

'Ten years of work on the hands, three minutes on the battlefield'.

Finally, 'a drop of kindness should be repaid with a spring'...

After that, we can have 'sages and worthies are both lonely, opening their hearts in solitude'."

"Do you understand, Little Nezha?"

"Huh?" Nezha was confused, he seemed to have heard something, but clearly nothing!

It was like in the midst of the clouds and rain of Mount Wu, a true dragon occasionally poked its head out, but only showed its head and not its tail.

Truly magical!

What kind of skill was this?

Nezha looked at Chu Hao with admiration, never expecting that his boss's martial prowess was maxed out, and now his driving skills were also so superb.

Chu Hao chuckled,

Mistakenly maxing out driving skills, writing a page full of yellow.

In order to pass censorship, Chu Hao was forced to become a poet, how sad?

Chu Hao instructed Nezha:

"It's good that you don't understand, you're still young. I'll teach you the perverted stuff when you grow up.

Have all of our Enforcers assemble, it's the end of the year, and we'll have a good show to watch at our annual meeting this year."

Nezha looked puzzled,

"There's a show? How come I don't know?"

Chu Hao chuckled,

"It was just decided, just go, and by the way, tell the Bodhisattva to wait at our door."

Nezha tilted his head, not knowing what kind of medicine Chu Hao was selling in his gourd.

But Nezha still did everything as instructed.

Soon.

There was a crowd in front of the Ninth Hell, all the Enforcers above the Golden Immortal realm had arrived.

They looked at Bodhisattva Guanyin at the door of the Ninth Hell as if facing a formidable enemy.

Without Chu Hao and Nezha here, this Bodhisattva Guanyin was a great disaster.

Although Chu Hao usually despised Bodhisattva Guanyin strategically and tactically, that was only Chu Hao.

Even Nezha didn't dare to guarantee that he could beat Bodhisattva Guanyin.

This was, after all, a quasi-sage powerhouse.

Nezha had only just stepped into the quasi-sage realm.

Bodhisattva Guanyin didn't see Chu Hao arrive, only saw a group of small fries from the Ninth Hell, and couldn't help but frown.

She exuded a cold aura, and the powerful pressure made many Golden Immortal powerhouses feel fear.

No one dared to forget that this was a super powerhouse who had lived from the Investiture of the Gods to the present.

Especially the ruthlessness of Cihang Daoist in those years, was even more feared by the gods and Buddhas of the Three Realms.

And now, without a leader, none of the Enforcers of the Ninth Hell could contend with Bodhisattva Guanyin.

The pressure felt by everyone was also very great.

Bodhisattva Guanyin faced the Enforcers of the Ninth Hell with arrogance and contempt,

"You worthless trash, you dare to stop me?"

"If you don't let your Prison God come out, your lives will not be spared if you are a minute late."

Ancient Sky-Eagle widened his eyes, and said unconvinced:

"Hey, you dare to be arrogant in front of my Enforcers?"

"Don't you think too highly of yourself!"

However, Bodhisattva Guanyin only glanced at Ancient Sky-Eagle coldly,

"Are you worthy to speak to me?"

In the next second, Ancient Sky-Eagle felt an extremely strong pressure.

Bodhisattva Guanyin's unique quasi-sage power pressed down on Ancient Sky-Eagle, and Ancient Sky-Eagle immediately felt that his body was very heavy and uncomfortable.

Although he was already a Great Luo Golden Immortal.

But it was still very uncomfortable to resist Bodhisattva Guanyin's quasi-great power.

Bodhisattva Guanyin looked down on the weak, and this Ancient Sky-Eagle was only a mere Great Luo, not worth a glance from Bodhisattva Guanyin.

Nezha rushed over from afar, and was shocked to see Bodhisattva Guanyin bullying everyone so much,

"You dare to be presumptuous in front of the Ninth Hell!"

Nezha rushed over and jumped in front of Ancient Sky-Eagle, confronting Bodhisattva Guanyin on equal footing.

Bodhisattva Guanyin looked at Nezha coldly,

"A complacent child, you dare to imitate others and act fierce?"

Nezha was anxious and wanted to argue with Guanyin.

But Bodhisattva Guanyin said coldly:

"If you know what's good for you, you should retreat, don't humiliate yourself!"

The Enforcers of the Ninth Hell were secretly ashamed and angry.

Since Chu Hao took charge of the Heavenly Prison, no one had dared to be so arrogant in front of the Ninth Hell!

Even if there were, they had already turned into a pile of loess.

The morale of the Enforcers of the Ninth Hell had also been rising, and they were even a little complacent.

But when Bodhisattva Guanyin stood in front of the Ninth Hell, everyone realized their own shortcomings, and their vain hearts were greatly hit.

Guanyin sneered secretly in her heart, without Chu Hao present, the Ninth Hell was not to be feared.

She was determined to first suppress the momentum of the Ninth Hell, and then use the conditions of Buddha Tathagata to scare the Enforcers.

This way, she could easily take Sun Wukong back from the hands of the Ninth Hell!

If Chu Hao was not here, there would be no problem.

However, at this moment, suddenly a clear and cold laughter sounded,

"The Bodhisattva's tone is not small."