Journey to the West: Man in heaven, working nine to five

#1382 - Who in this hall is suing me?



#1382 - Who in this hall is suing me?

The Six Dings, Six Jias, and the Dharma Protector Monks were about to explode with anger!

What kind of idiots did this Che Chi Kingdom raise? Damn it, who couldn't they scold, but they had to scold the Three Realms Law Enforcement Prison God?

And they were scolding him to his face!

Even the Western Heavens didn't have the guts to say such things to Chu Hao's face!

And they even said they'd drag Chu Hao to the Eighteenth Level of Hell?

You guys are so trashy and domineering!

Our Eighteenth Level of Hell has been hiding, afraid of being discovered by Chu Hao, for fear that one day it would be flattened by Chu Hao like the Pure Emerald World!

Chu Hao still looked at these Dharma Protectors with a smile that wasn't a smile. For some reason, Chu Hao felt that these young fellows always had a sense of inexplicable comedic relief.

Perhaps, it was because they were about to go to the Eighteenth Level of Hell.

Seeing Chu Hao looking at them like that, the Six Dings, Six Jias, and the Dharma Protector Monks already knew that if they didn't do something, they would probably be doomed.

Immediately, Copper Head Revealer rushed out and grabbed those monks who were still complacent and arrogant.

One slap for each!

*Pa pa* arranged!

In an instant, the faces of those hundreds of monks swelled up like pig heads.

However, compared to this sudden swelling of pig heads, they were even more shocked that,

"Gods, why are you hitting us?! Aren't we good children of Buddhism anymore?"

"There must be some misunderstanding here, Gods, isn't the one you should be hitting that man in white? You can't just not hit him because he looks good!"

"We are the ones being bullied! We have been respectful to Heaven and Buddha all our lives, and we failed to pray for rain because we listened to you!"

"Yes, Gods, we are wronged!"

These five hundred monks were also dumbfounded. Everything was fine just now, so why were they suddenly being beaten?

"We're hitting you bald donkeys who have no sense of judgment!"

The Six Dings, Six Jias, and the Dharma Protector Monks gave the five hundred monks another violent beating.

Chu Hao said indifferently from the side:

"Spare their lives."

Copper Head Revealer wasn't an ignorant person either. What Chu Hao meant by sparing their lives was,

It meant that beating them was right, as long as they didn't die, they should be beaten to death.

The Six Dings, Six Jias, and the Dharma Protector Monks were afraid that they weren't ruthless enough, so they all rushed to brutally beat the monks.

The bloodiness of the scene made Chu Hao couldn't help but pick up some melon seeds.

"Grab a handful each." Chu Hao held the melon seeds in his hand and handed them to Tang Sanzang and his disciples.

And so.

*Ka ba ka ba ka ba*…

Chu Hao and Tang Sanzang and his disciples started munching on melon seeds next to them.

The Six Dings, Six Jias, and the Dharma Protector Monks were also sensible. Although they were ruthless, they were very measured and no one died as a result.

The monks were all beaten to tears. They really didn't expect such a thing to happen.

These Gods clearly said a while ago that they were here to protect us, which is why all our suicide attempts were ineffective.

We thought they were saving us to protect us, but we didn't expect they were doing it to make themselves feel better when beating us?

Speaking of which, aren't they from our Western Heavens?

Don't they feel pain in their hearts when they hit us? Aren't they afraid that the Tathagata of the Western Heavens will cause trouble for them?!

The Six Dings, Six Jias, and the Dharma Protector Monks also knew what they were doing.

However, Guanyin Bodhisattva and Peacock King of Light in Heaven will definitely forgive us.

After all, even if they came themselves, they would probably be like us. Speaking of which, Guanyin Bodhisattva even skipped the Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss. Let's not judge each other.

We're all just trying to survive, who doesn't know the prestige of the Prison God?

"Alright, stop. Why are you guys so cruel?" Chu Hao flicked away the melon seed shells in his hand and said lazily.

The Six Dings, Six Jias, and the Dharma Protector Monks stopped immediately, being very well-behaved.

Only then did Chu Hao wave his hand, "Wait until they have paid the human taxes and completed their military service, then take them to the Eighteenth Level of Hell."

"Alright, Prison God. The gates of hell are open for them. We'll take our leave." The Six Dings, Six Jias, and the Dharma Protector Monks were pardoned and quickly left.

The Six Dings, Six Jias, and the Dharma Protector Monks left without looking back, without even glancing at the monks who had been beaten into pig heads.

And these monks finally reacted. The reason why the Six Dings, Six Jias, and the Dharma Protector Monks were so irritable was ninety-nine percent because of this Prison fellow!

Prison fellow, you wait for us. When our Che Chi Kingdom establishes its state religion as Western Religion, the first thing we will do is to exterminate your entire family and send you to the Eighteenth Level of Hell!

Chu Hao saw that these monks still looked angry and wanted to kill someone, and he only had eye rolls left in his heart.

"Tang Sanzang, you are colleagues with them, so I'll leave the rest to you." Chu Hao returned to his horse, looking up at the sky,

And could just see Guanyin Bodhisattva standing in the clouds, her face livid and gnashing her teeth.

Chu Hao looked up from below, with a good angle and a look full of relief.

The white…

Clouds.

At this moment, Tang Sanzang glanced at the monks before saying:

"Now your reliance has given you the answer you wanted. Do you still think you can continue to freeload like this?"

The faces of the monks were filled with sorrow, but as things stood, even those Gods were having their legs broken by the Prison fellow here, so how could they possibly continue to resist?

Of course they dared!

Because they weren't people without trump cards. They were just at a slight disadvantage right now, which wasn't a big deal!

"We refuse to accept!"

That fat monk shouted out again.

Although a few teeth had been knocked out, he still spoke so toughly.

Seeing this, Tang Sanzang couldn't help but raise his eyebrows slightly,

"Why is it that there are always ants on the ground who dare to provoke the Prison God's prestige?"

"Immortal, why don't I send them to the Eighteenth Level of Hell now?"

Chu Hao waved his hand, looking righteous, "No, no, no, don't kill people. We are good people, we must reason."

"What are you dissatisfied with? Feel free to say it. If necessary, I will ask the most fair Law Enforcement Hall of the Heavenly Court in the Three Realms and Six Paths to help you adjudicate."

"That Law Enforcement Hall is fair and strict, and will definitely return your freedom!"

The five hundred monks were overjoyed,

"Really?!"

Chu Hao smiled slightly,

"Of course it's true."

"By the way, let me introduce myself, I am the Hall Master of the Law Enforcement Hall."

In an instant, the monks felt as if they had fallen into an ice cellar, feeling chilly and pale.

At this time, they finally reacted,

No wonder those Dharma Protectors were so cowardly just now. It turned out that the one standing in front of them was a Great God of the Heavenly Court?!

Who is it in the hall, accusing this official?

"Do you have anything to say? Feel free to speak." Chu Hao added.

The monks didn't speak, but just continued to pick up the small carts in frustration and worked obediently.


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